my chemical romance forever

Apr 02

Westboro Baptist Church Fred Phelp's Deathbed Confession "I'm Gay" - National Report →

thegoblinscorner:

Fred Phelps announced to a roomful of stunned family members that he was indeed, a homosexual.

Mar 31
Mar 28

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Mar 28
johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

Mar 27

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

Mar 26

What would happen if we all were born at age 90 and aged back wards and died as a baby.

Mar 26

tea-and-tumblr:

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

Mar 26
Mar 26

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

Mar 26

sawfinnickodairinhisunderwear:

dukeofnod:

"No you fool!! You could fall!!"

WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN

Mar 04

b4ndl4nd:

reblog if you would care if I killed myself

Jan 02

Most people who say they love tumblr are just reading post from tumblr on Instagram

Dec 03

I SAID DO YOU WANNA HEAR THAT DREAM?!
ALL WAS DROWNED IN A SEA OF LIQUOR
AND I WASHED UP ON A BEACH MADE OF COCAINE
THE SKY WAS MADE OF L-S-D
AND EVERY TREE WAS MADE OF MARIJUANA!
BUT THE COPS CALLED ME OVER
THEY DID NOT ARREST ME
INSTEAD THEY SUCKED MY DICK!
AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT GOD CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN
HE SAID TO ME “MARILYN MANSON WE WILL NO LONGER SPELL THE WORD GOD G-O-D.
I SAID HOW DO YOU WANNA SPELL IT, GOD?”
HE SAID GIVE ME A D!
GIVE ME AN R!
GIVE ME A U!
GIVE ME A G!
GIVE ME AN S!
AND WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?! DRUGS!

Dec 02
itssjustboo:

This is my new puppy Loki! :)

itssjustboo:

This is my new puppy Loki! :)

Dec 01

Johanna is my soul character